{"product_id":"no-bunny-loves-you-like-jesus-plush-blanket-easter-christian-pastel-retro-faith-humor","title":"No Bunny Loves You Like Jesus Plush Blanket | Easter Christian, Pastel Retro Faith Humor","description":"A soft velveteen blanket featuring a pastel retro illustration of a smiling Easter bunny holding a golden cross, with the playful faith-based quip “No Bunny Loves You Like Jesus” in rounded, colorful type. The artwork pairs gentle Christian humor with warm, family-friendly imagery and a pastel palette that fits church events, kid-friendly gatherings, and seasonal decor. Lightweight but plush, it’s a cozy layer for story time, pews, or living-room snuggles while celebrating resurrection-themed joy with a wink of humor.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester (SPOKE and Printify Choice) or 83% Polyester and 17% Spandex (Miami Sublimation)\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz\/yd² (300 g\/m²)), extra soft to the touch\n- Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Age restrictions: For adults\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":51619432694056,"sku":"11367925173859430003","price":21.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":51619432726824,"sku":"15550507323975052276","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":51619432759592,"sku":"23525103863925420523","price":53.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/8215\/7096\/files\/5136536865704179074_2048.jpg?v=1775244191","url":"https:\/\/simple-health.ca\/products\/no-bunny-loves-you-like-jesus-plush-blanket-easter-christian-pastel-retro-faith-humor","provider":"simplehealthyessentials","version":"1.0","type":"link"}